Settle petty arguments. Deliver the verdict.
Submit both sides in secret and let an AI judge rule on the disputes too ridiculous for a real courtroom. Every decision arrives as a dramatic, shareable verdict card.
First case free. No credit card. No actual legal standing.
The founding rules of this court
Blind testimony
Neither side sees the other argument before filing.
Petty matters only
Heavy, unsafe, or genuinely serious disputes are not entertainment.
Private by default
Public docket entries are optional, anonymized, and moderated.
Court procedure
From accusation to group-chat evidence.
Petty Court turns an everyday disagreement into a complete mock trial—without forcing anyone to wear a robe.
- 01
File both sides
Describe the dispute, invite the other party, and keep each argument sealed until both sides are submitted.
- 02
Receive the ruling
A dramatic AI judge weighs the evidence and issues a legal-sounding decision with a playful sentence.
- 03
Share or appeal
Send the verdict card to the group chat, then escalate to the Supreme Court when the loser objects.
Exhibit A · Case PC-00421
“The court finds that placing one spoon in an otherwise empty dishwasher does not constitute loading it.”
Sentence: Defendant shall load the dishwasher properly for 30 consecutive days.
Overruled
Petty Court
Filing fees
Free justice. Optional escalation.
Start with one complete case. Pay only when the controversy deserves a higher court or a household record.
Petty Court
Free
Your first complete case.
- Two sealed arguments
- AI ruling and sentence
- Shareable verdict card
Supreme Court Appeal
$4.99
One delightfully excessive appeal.
- Multi-judge panel
- Dissenting opinion
- Final appeal verdict card
- Extra-dramatic legal language
Family Court
$7.99/mo
For repeat offenders under one roof.
- Unlimited household cases
- Running win-loss scoreboard
- Household case archive
- Monthly court recap
Printed certificates, winner mugs, and courtroom-worthy prints are available separately.
Court clerk’s notes
Questions before filing?
All rise
Your argument has gone on long enough.
File the facts, summon the other side, and get the ruling your group chat has been waiting for.
Convene Petty Court