Algorithmic justice for trivial offenses

Settle petty arguments. Deliver the verdict.

Submit both sides in secret and let an AI judge rule on the disputes too ridiculous for a real courtroom. Every decision arrives as a dramatic, shareable verdict card.

First case free. No credit card. No actual legal standing.

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Sustained

The founding rules of this court

Blind testimony

Neither side sees the other argument before filing.

Petty matters only

Heavy, unsafe, or genuinely serious disputes are not entertainment.

Private by default

Public docket entries are optional, anonymized, and moderated.

Court procedure

From accusation to group-chat evidence.

Petty Court turns an everyday disagreement into a complete mock trial—without forcing anyone to wear a robe.

  1. 01

    File both sides

    Describe the dispute, invite the other party, and keep each argument sealed until both sides are submitted.

  2. 02

    Receive the ruling

    A dramatic AI judge weighs the evidence and issues a legal-sounding decision with a playful sentence.

  3. 03

    Share or appeal

    Send the verdict card to the group chat, then escalate to the Supreme Court when the loser objects.

Exhibit A · Case PC-00421

“The court finds that placing one spoon in an otherwise empty dishwasher does not constitute loading it.”

Sentence: Defendant shall load the dishwasher properly for 30 consecutive days.

Overruled

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Filing fees

Free justice. Optional escalation.

Start with one complete case. Pay only when the controversy deserves a higher court or a household record.

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Free

Your first complete case.

  • Two sealed arguments
  • AI ruling and sentence
  • Shareable verdict card
File free
Maximum drama

Supreme Court Appeal

$4.99

One delightfully excessive appeal.

  • Multi-judge panel
  • Dissenting opinion
  • Final appeal verdict card
  • Extra-dramatic legal language
Bring the appeal

Family Court

$7.99/mo

For repeat offenders under one roof.

  • Unlimited household cases
  • Running win-loss scoreboard
  • Household case archive
  • Monthly court recap
Open family court

Printed certificates, winner mugs, and courtroom-worthy prints are available separately.

Court clerk’s notes

Questions before filing?

All rise

Your argument has gone on long enough.

File the facts, summon the other side, and get the ruling your group chat has been waiting for.

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